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chefpyro:

why is mario 64 a meme suddenly what did i miss

Some speed runner broke the game to such a point that it can’t be succinctly summarized. There’s a ton of math and a lot of abuse of the game’s programming. I suggest watching the video that’s making the rounds and watching ALL of it. It just gets more and more insane the more he explains.

Here it is if you don’t want to track it down:

……. this is insane

That it is. Now you understand.

What did I just watch

This is amazing

Listen. I take phenomenal comfort in the knowledge that we literally cannot be all unknowingly living in a Matrix-style scenario, because speedrunners exist and not only would they figure that shit out, but they’d host a charity livestream of their reality-breaking ways with calm explanations of the maths and physics breaking required.